Right, now you’re cured. Now drop your trousers!

Dr. Melvyn Iscove, 72, a long-time Toronto psychiatrist who believes homosexuality is a “sexual disorder” that can be overcome, has been found guilty by Ontario’s medical regulator of sexually abusing two of his male patients.

He engaged in mutual masturbation and oral sex with two male patients on different occasions during therapy sessions, and once had anal intercourse with one of them in his office, in order to “cure” them, according to the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario’s discipline committee.

“Neither complainant described any emotional or romantic aspects of the sexual activity with Dr. Iscove, and both said that at some point they thought that the sexual activity was part of the therapy and an attempt to cure them of homosexuality by engaging in the acts, rather than fantasizing about them,” the five-member discipline panel concluded.

Cure indeed.