Bona to varda your dolly old hcruhc!

A Church of England theological college has apologised after trainee priests held a church service in Polari to commemorate LGBT History Month.

The service, held at the chapel of Westcott House in Cambridge on 2nd February backfired after causing some members of the congregation to “considerable upset and disquiet”.

The trainees used Polari to underline the “subversive” theme of the evening.

“Glory be to the father, and to the son, and the Holy Spirit” became “Fabeness be to the Auntie, and to the Homie Chavvie, and to the Fantabulosa Fairy”.

Yes, it might just catch on.