Tuesday 24 January, 2012

Michael Ball. Chris Barry/Telegraph
Leicester City player Michael Ball has been fined £6,000 by the FA for anti-gay comments he made on Twitter. Ball admitted the charge of bringing the game into disrepute with his expletive-peppered tweet. The left-back, who has played for England once in a friendly against Spain, was let go by his club last night after joining on a one-year contract. The club tweeted: “Leicester City have today reached a mutual agreement with Michael Ball for the cancellation of his contract.”

President Zuma (left) and King Swelithini (right). AFP
South Africa’s Human Rights Commission is investigating reports that Zulu King Goodwill Zwelithini called gay people “rotten” during a speech. The Commission says it has obtained transcripts of the speech to look into the matter. The royal household has denied that the king made any homophobic comments and says he was misquoted.

John Baird. Chris Wattie/Reuters
Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird, speaking at the Royal Commonwealth Society, London, yesterday urged Commonwealth countries to protect the rights of homosexuals, singling out African and Caribbean countries for criminalizing homosexuality and failing to protect gays from homophobic attacks. Baird called laws criminalizing homosexuality a “hangover” from a bygone era. “Dozens of Commonwealth countries currently have regressive and punitive laws on the books that criminalize homosexuality … Throughout most of the Commonwealth Caribbean, colonial-era laws remain on the books that could impose draconian punishments on gay people simply for being gay. This contributes to social stigma and violence against gay people.”
Baird called on Commonwealth governments to follow the example of “progressive countries” like Canada and the United Kingdom, and not “wilfully ignore” their obligations to protect the rights of citizens regardless of sexual orientation. “We will continue to press countries in the Commonwealth to live up to their international obligations, and uphold the basic contract any government should have with its people,” he said. “The criminalization of homosexuality is incompatible with the fundamental Commonwealth value of human rights.”
Amen.

Wappingers Falls Mayor Matt Alexander with Representatives Carolyn Maloney and Barney Frank at a January 19 fundraiser. Photo: Chelsea Now/Gay City News
Its a year of decision in the US, as you all are aware, and Matt Alexander, the openly gay mayor of upstate Wappingers Falls, is seeking the Democratic nomination to challenge incumbent Republican Congresswoman Nan Hayworth in the November election. Two Democratic House veterans, East Side Representative Carolyn Maloney and Barney Frank, the out gay Massachusetts representative who recently announced his retirement after 16 terms, attended his fundraising event last week.
Noting the swing nature of New York’s 19th congressional district that Hayworth represents, Frank said the November contest “will be one of the most watched races of the year. If Matt doesn’t win, we won’t retake the House.” Democrats need to gain 25 seats to get back the majority they lost in 2010.

Simon Doonan. Getty Images
The Independent profiles Simon Doonan, an Englishman in New York, whose “books of wry, bitchy social observation are bestsellers. He writes a column for Slate.com. He delivers caustic one-liners on sheeny TV shows like Gossip Girl and America’s Next Top Model. Madonna is a fan. So is Joan Rivers. And Malcolm Gladwell, the wiggy genius author of The Tipping Point. Simon has a day job at Barneys New York, the ritzy department store, of which more later. Run his name on Google Images and you’ll find snaps of him sharing jokes with the cream of Manhattan’s exhibitionists, in a seemingly inexhaustible succession of explosive floral chemises. Not bad, on the whole, for a British window dresser from Reading.”
Mr Doonan has published another book.
“The book’s 18 essays cover many aspects of the gay world – fag hags, liposuction, “bears” – and gay aspects of the world that you hadn’t realised were gay. Like food.”
Pardon?
“According to Doonan, there aren’t four food groups, as popularly supposed: just gay food and straight food. Slabs of wild boar are straight. Fillets of sole meunière are gay. Mexican burritos are straight as Tarzan, while sushi is the gayest food on earth. And, he points out, the gayest dishes are invariably prepared by the toughest heteros. “Scratch a butch chef and you’ll find a bitch,” says Doonan in his typically swishy way.”
Back to the 1950s chaps. Give it a rest.
Plans to hold a gay festival on Clapham Common during the Olympics this summer have caused controversy.
Lambeth councillor Christopher Wellbelove blasted the Friends of Clapham Common for claiming that Pride House would bring “undesirable elements” to the area, and questioned whether the group should now be involved in overseeing park events in the future. The lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender festival is due to run for 18 days during this summer’s Olympics and include live music, art and screenings of the Games. Up to 20,000 people a day might attend.
A Lambeth council report quoted the Friends’ objections. In it, the group said: “The Pride House event, taking place in the same month as Gay Pride, is highly likely to become a magnet for undesirable elements of that community. The event is unlikely to raise a decent income for Lambeth since much of it will be for charitable purposes benefiting LGBT causes.”
Cllr Wellbelove, who is openly gay and was borough mayor in 2009-10, told the South London Press: “To be quite so blatantly homophobic is beyond belief. Reference to ‘undesirables’ is incredibly offensive.” The friends group is also opposed because of the size of the event and claims organisers have no way of telling how many people will attend.”
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